Fake Interview With......

Since I have passed one hundred viewings, I decided to create a weekly segment called Fake Interview With.... I will interview a person of my choice and respond with what they would say. However ,keeping in theme with the blog, I will do someone in politics, hollywood, or the sports world and nothing else. So here is the first installment.
FAKE INTERVIEW WITH Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran
MD = ME, MA= Douchebag President of Iran

MD: Mahmoud, thank you for joining me. Let's get started. Do you or do you not believe that the Holocaust happened?

MA: Sir, I don't deny the Holocaust ever happened. I just believe the Jews exaggerate it so they can further their advances to take over the world.

MD: Wait, you think all Jews are trying to take over the world? Hmmmm. What can we do to prevent this?

MA: Well, quite simply, after our nuclear program has developed we can strike Israel and eliminate many Jews, thus making it more difficult to destroy the world. Some brothers will be sacrificed so that we all can live in a world not overrun by the Jews in power.

MD: I don't believe there is a country that has a Jewish leader. But let's move on. Do you plan to wage war with the United States? And if you do, may i say, that your fucked.

MA: We don't wish to wage war with the West, however, we will if we feel our livlihood has been threatned. The US one day will pay for it's atrocities against the Islamic people.

MD: Sir, Muhammed is a douchbag and Islam is more made up than Santa Claus.

MA: WHY HOW DARE YOU INSULT M......

(interrupts) MD: AHAHAHA, Just kidding, sir. I am considering converting actually. ALLAH AKBAR! (god is great in arabic)

MA: ALLAH AKBAR!

MD: ummmm....yeah. Anyway, what do you think about Islamic people killing in the name of Allah, e.g. suicide bombings, 9/11, etc., isn't this contradicting the peaceful aspects of your religion?

MA: Not if it's against the infidels that are trying to destroy Islam. These people are martyrs that Allah will bring into paradise. No American is innocent in the eyes of Allah.

MD: What about Islamic Americans?

MA: They are conspiring with the Islamic people's enemy. They are as wrong in the eyes of Allah as any other American.

MD: Sir, I believe that you belong in an concentration camp. That way, you can experience the Holocaust for yourself and truly see what the "INFIDELS" had to go through. No Nazi's were Islamic. Even if they killed just 500,000 jews, it's still the worst crime the world has ever seen. You think Allah puts a gene in the Jewish people that makes them want to be cheap and take over the world? Do you think that blowing up Israel, having anti-Jewish confrences, or creating more civil unrest in Iraq by giving them weapons and supplies is really what your "allah" wants? WWMD? What would Muhammed do, or better yet, what would mass destruction do?

MA: My brother, I believe that you are misguided in your questions. Allah in the Quaran denounces all infidels. The Jews have been the main infidels for centuries. We were merely examing the Holocaust and the nuclear energy we are producing is for power plants. Allah wants us to be free of the Infidels in Iraq and Israel. Muhammed would do the same. We are also having a big festival this March, to celebrate the destruction of the Jews, which should happen very soon. Iran is committed to the death of all Jews and Infidels that threaten us.

MD: Wow, you are a major douche. However, I am Jewish. I take offense to this.

MA: (speaking Arabic to his advisor)

MD: Sir, you know I only speak 15 different languages and Arabic is not one of them. I have one last question. What is your opinion on...WAIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

MA: ALLAH AKBAR ALLAH AKBAR (rips open shirt to reveal dynamite and a trigger device that would certaily kill us all)

Although we have to go off the air, what preceded to happen was an unfortunate death. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was hit in the face and killed by my assistant produced, Rex Grossman. Thank god he carries those 2 footballs around with him, because the first time he missed.

Stayed tuned for next weeks interview with none other than Sexy Rexy himself, Rex Grossman. Who knows, I may even post another current events post before then. Stay tuned and thanks for reading.