Give Ireland Back to the Irish

Everyone needs to hold on to something. It's what gives people hope and the strength to endure. Somethings aren't too great to hold on to though. For instance, you wouldn't want to hang onto a drug habit or an amputee prostitute habit. Same goes with certain greedy land hungry countries. So today I'll let you know the worst of the worst in the 6 Colonized Areas That Should Just Be Given Independence.

french guyana, nireland
6. Kaliningrad Oblast
Colonized By: Russia
Why It Needs Independence? Kaliningrad is a small land mass sandwhiched between Lithuania and Poland. The land isn't connected at all to Russia. It is mainly used as a strategic military location for the Russian army. So who should get it? Why Lithuania, of course. The land originally was supposed to be given to Lithuania by the Soviet Union but was never finalized. Then the Soviet Union dissolved and they wanted it real bad. So the rest is history and the Russians are still douchebags. Somethings never do change. Anyone under Russian rule needs independence since they only have a facade of it.
Here's a socialist video of Kaliningrad. If nothing else, read the comments on the original Youtube page by double clickin' on the video:


5. Greenland
Colonized By: Denmark
Why It Needs Independence? Although there are only 57,000 people living in Greenland. There actually will be a vote or something, it's pretty vague, on what to do with the land later this year. Quite simply though, what could Denmark possibly provide for Greenland? Numerous countries have claimed land in Greenland for some reason, just because. Besides, think about it. What have the Danish ever done for the world? Anybody? Besides, instead of Greenland inhabitants having to say they are "Danish", wouldn't it be way cooler/funnier/ridiculouser if they called themselves "Greenish"? Tell me you think otherwise and your lying.
Here's a rather nice video of Greenland, which looks pretty beautiful.



4. 4. Norther Cyprus
Colonized By: Turkey
Why it Needs Independence? After a coup by Greece some time ago, Turkey intervened to help stop it. After that, Turkey has recognized the independence of Northern Cyprus. Too bad nobody else does in the entire world. In fact, it's one of the main reasons Turkey has been denied EU membership. It seems like the only reason Turkey is hanging onto it so fiercly is to piss off the Greeks. Besides, any country named after a food has to have some issues. It seems ridiculous that Turkey would hold on to this territory despite it causing economic and social downturn by denying them EU membership. Guess Turkey just needs that stuffing on the side.
You know me, I can't resist those videos. Here's a North Cyprus tourism video.


3. French Guyana
Colonized By: France
Why It Needs Independence? This territory is actually in South America, bordering on Suriname and Brazil in the very Northeastern part of the island. It's actually considered part of the European Union and uses the Euro. It's a very diversified nation that thrives on primitive economic means. Guyana is in South America, France is in Europe. What the hell? Why, oh why, can't France just let this South American country be South American and let it fail on its own (i.e., every country in Africa). Unfortunately for French Guyana, the French fight hard to keep the things the have. And if you can't sense the sarcasm in that statement, please go open a history book.
Here's a video of someone landing in French Guyana, which has absolutely nothing to do with this blog post:


2. Hong Kong
Colonized By: Communist Chinese bastards
Why it needs independence?? Well, as small as Hong Kong is, they are more than capable of maintaining their own economy, government , and social services. There are more than 6 million people, which is more than alot of countries, and they have the 6th highest per capita earnings in the world. That would make it higher than almost 200 countries. And Hong Kong isn't even a country. The completely callously communist Chinese know that Hong Kong is valuable so they will never let it go. On all other lists of this sort, Hong Kong would be numero uno. But since i am extremely biased and unrelenting against the British, the much deserving of their independence territory of Hong Kong comes in at numero two.
Here;s someone's trip to Hong Kong. Whatever:


1. Northern Ireland
Colonized By: Arrogant British pricks
Why it needs independence? Where should I start? How bout because it's on the island of Ireland? The British decided, once Ireland finally gained their rightful independence from Britain, that they still wanted some of the island just to be spiteful. So they took a small portion in the north of the island. Well, if you didn't know, numerous Irish terrorist groups set up shop there because of their anger towards the British. The British held thousands without warrants or trials for years and only hundreds were ever found guilty. Thousands of people died on both the Irish and British sides. Violence and animosity was occuring almost daily. It has successfully destroyed relations between the two countries. The only reason people of N. Ireland vote to stay in Britain is because of the economic advantages and because they don't respect their heritage and because they are worse than the British in every possible respect, as they have given up their want of independence from the British douchebags that have ruined so many countries like Israel, India, Iraq, numerous Pacific islands, Laos, and numerous African countries, not to mention many more. God save the Queen? How bout God destroys Britain and puts it underwater.
Whew, I may have gotten carried away there.
Here's an example of the British atrocities committed in Northern Ireland:


Sorry for the gap between blogs but life has kept me busy. I'll try to be more up to date and better use my time for the good of spreading what I know as the truth. Until next time, make sure British people know that you hate them. If you don't, then you really should find a reason too. I mean, c'mon, many of your ancestors fought against them for this great country's independence. Think about it. Au revoir. And I leave you with a song from Paul McCartney created just because of Northern Ireland and wouldn't you know it was banned in England.