Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Unintentional Comedy

Het there again, ladies and gents! Today, I have an awesome blog for you today. I'm going to round up 6 Actors Who Tried Music. This one is guarranteed funny. Why wait? Let's get started.


6. The Ordinary Fear of God
Actor: Russell Crowe
Why It's Funny: Crowe has played a Gladiator, a DEA agent, a boxer, and a crazy mathematician, not to mention a master AND a commander. Listening to Crowe sing country music is like just waiting for him to stop with the sing-songy voice and just attack you with his voice. Plus, he was Gladiator and now he's singing country music.

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5. Don Johnson
Actor: Don Johnson.
Why It's Funny: Even though the song was popular, Don Johnson, who played a cop on the original Miami Vice and also starred on Nash Bridges with Cheech Marin, is really not a good singer. I mean, the song's not THAT bad, it's just that the video is painfull. Absolutely hilariously pathetic. Just watch it and you'll know what I'm talking about it.

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4. Eddie Murphy and Rick James
Actor: Funnyman Eddie Murphy
Why's It Funny: Because it's Eddie Murphy and Rick James singing "Party All the Time." I'm not sure about Murphy, but I know it was Rick James' life motto. Also, Eddie Murphy isn't a singer, which becomes more and more obvious throughout the song. A perfect example of an actor who had a musical dream but shouldn't have used his star status to try and make the transition. Part of me feels bad for him, then I remember the house he's living in.

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3. William Shatner
Actor: Capt. Kirk himself
Why It's Funny: Because he doesn't actually sing, he uhhhh.....says? The most ridiculous version of "Rocket Man" ever recorded is what puts Shatner on this list. No one can blame Shatner for his extreme cockiness in thinking he could turn to music and thank god this video was produced because of it. If you haven't seen it, please, watch and enjoy.

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2. Steven Seagal
Actor: Steven Seagal. Yes, THAT Steven Seagal
Why It's Funny: The same guy that gave you "Out for Blood" and "Marked for Death" give's you his first and hopefully last musical single "Girl, It's Alright". I really don't know where else to go with this. This is pretty self-explanatory as to why it's untinentiolly hilarious. It's Steven Seagal singing a love song. Throughout the video, you expect him to just karate kick everyone and call this music "pussyt-shit".

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1. The Wiseguys
Actor: Joe Pesci
Why It's Funny: This is Joe Pesci (FUNNY HOW? LIKE A CLOWN?) and he's rapping. Well, it's more like a fast talking motion. However, he's really trying, which is what makes it hilarious. Joe Pesci, the same stereotypical typecasted Italian, is TRYING TO RAP. I'm not sure why, how, or who sold this and said "YEA! WE SHOULD DO THIS!". Just watch and enjoy, and try to remember: it's Joe Pesci.

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I hope you laughed throughout the article as much as I did. Laughing at the failure of others is fun, isn't it? Besides, all these guys got enough money to purchase a small island. Until next time, laugh it up.

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