The Sun Never Sets.... (How the British Empire is to Blame for most of the Modern World's Problems)

The british have for a long time given off the impression that they are all proper and gentelmenly. Well, today I'll tell you why that is a load of crap to cover up the true nature of the British people. Daft power-hungry wankers.

Exhibit A: Scramble for Africa
The British, although not soley to blame for this, took over Egypt, South Africa, Rhodesia, and a few other smaller countries in Africa. Thinking that they are so above these primitive people, they settle there as if it was never their land, especially in South Africa. They rape the other lands of natural resources and take them for themselves and leave without establishing any sort of effective government. In South Africa, they caused severe racial divide and tension that would eventually lead to the travesty known as Apartheid, which wasn't solved for almost a hundred years after the English arrived. I don't need to tell you how screwed up Africa is today in the modern world so the verdict is.....
Africa's problems are PARTLY England's fault.

Exhibit B: The Carribean
The British took over islands such as Barbados, Jamaica, and St. Kitts. They used these islands for sugarcane and slavery, taking control over the national peoples. After the de-colonization of these islands, the English left the nationals to fend for themselves and most of these islands remain in a terrible state of poverty, relying only on what they know how to do, producing sugar and appeasing the visitors that come to their country.
Carribean's problems are COMPLETELY England's fault

Exhibit C: India, Southeast Asia
After forming an alliance with India, Britain decided it would be easier to just take control of it and take all their wealth. This led to a mighty strong economicaly and militarily strong British East India Company. Many wars were fought between different tribes and groups in India against the British. Eventually these wars, which also included Malaysia, Singapore, and Hong Kong, got the best of the Company but the damage was done in the region. Britain took alot of the wealth the country had and created political turmoil after they left between the people fighting. And now look at the countries I just mentioned. Minus Hong Kong, all are underdeveloped and overpopulated. Imagine how much more wealthy and powerful these countries, especially India, could have been without the British conquering.
India/SE Asia's problems are PRETTY MUCH England's fault

Exhibit D: Middle East
The British were in control of the Iraqi region after WWI and things escalated quickly. Insurgents and other unhappy groups immediately started trying to stage a coup. The 12 years saw numerous coup attemps, as well as revolutions, revolts, and insurgenicies. British rule desperately tried to get Iraq into the League of Nations so they would be recognized as a country rather than a protectorate. And I think we all know what happened in Iraq after they left.
The Brits also played a small role in given the Jews their homeland that is known as Israel today and causes just a tad bit of tension in the region.
Middle East's problems are a LITTLE of England's fault

Exhibit E: Australia/New Zealand/Ireland
Dumping off all of their convicts into this land just makes England look like douchebags. Although it didn't create modern problems in Australia and New Zealand, it gave outsiders a terrible view of what these countries were. Just take the land there and drop off a bunch of criminals, that's real good. No large problems were created from this except to paint the English as a bunch of assholes.
Ireland and England have been in turmoil against each other forever. England is in control of Northern Ireland for some reason and they won't give it back. They didnt help during the famine, they've foughten numerous wars against each other, as well as used acts of terrorism as acts against each other. And you know what?
IT"S ALL ENGLAND"S FAULT!!!!!


I hope I painted a bright enough picture of how much the English have screwed up the world. Alot of people don't realize it because England is so glorified in our modern world, but they really are just power hungry wankers. Remember that, and enjoy the rest of your summer.
CIAO!