What to Drink: A-Z

Here we go in Dolan's first drink guide. The "A-Z" can be a event, place, or moment that necesitates a different type of drink. Here we go:

Athens
When in Greece, it's important you try Greek food and drink. Ouzo is the drink. Tasting like a funky vodka, it will clearly get to you quickly.
Drink: OUZO liqour

Birthday
On your birthday, it's whatever you want. YOU get to decide what it is, dont let anyone tell you what to drink today.
Drink: EVERYTHING

Christmas
Eggnog with a little rum is good, but can be filling. Switch to a lite beer after the nog and you should be set for the evening.
Drink: Eggnog (rummed), Lite Beer

Death
When someone dies, you need the hard stuff to make you forget faster. I reccomend a good Whiskey, or scotch would be perfect for this type of occasion. It will make you feel sadder lesser.
Drink: Whiskey (straight)

Earth Day
AS good a reason as any to celebrate. The Earth doesn't like all those alluminoum bottles, so it's gotta be in bottles. Absinthe is made from a woodworm type substance that comes directly from the Earth. That'll get you good. PLus, it'll liven up Earth day
Drink: Absinthe

Family Event/Party
To liven up these parties, nothing says "HELP ME GET OUTTA HERE FASTER" than a good multi-liqoured punch. The more it tastes like candy, the sooner they'll be outta there.
Drink: Multi-Liqoured Punch

Graduation
Graduation is a wonderful time to celebrate, and it doesn't matter what you graduate from. As for the drink, champagne is made for these types of occasions. Or Wine. But champagne is better for this type.
Drink: Champagne

Halloween
Halloween is a tricky one. I'd say, buy a cheap case of beer go around and get hammered, and then just wreak havoc.
Drink: Keystone Light (can be substituted with anyother cheap beer)

Italy
There's nothing like a fine Italian Red wine while streaming down the canals of Venice. RED WINE is not debatable bitch.
Drink: Red Wine

Japan
When in Japan, you drink Sake. End of story. You can mix it with eggnogg and make it NOG-A-SAKE but thats it.
Drink: Sake

Kid's Birth
There's nothing to celebrate a child's birht like a cigar and your favorite beer. Perfection in a moment.
Drink: High Quality Beer

Lose at Anything
Losing is not a good feeling, and only alcohol can cure your sorrows. When you lose, you should get some vodka, sulk over the bar, and drink as much of that bottle as you can.
Drink: Absolut Vodka

Marriage
Champagne, beer, liqour. If it's open bar, it's ALLLLLLL good.
Drink: Beer, Champagne, liqour, a mix of all three

New York
When in New York, I believe a good amount of beer must be drank. It's my opinion that while in New York a good Miller Lite or Bud Light, would be quite tasty.
Drink: Miller/Bud Light

Overtime
When you have to work overtime, that sucks. I will settle for nothing less than a goose n berry (Grey Goose and Cranberry) at a time like this.
Drink: Goose/Cranberry Juice

Party
At a party, depending on the type, whatever the host provides is what your drink, end of discussion.
Drink: Host choice

Queer Parade
If your straight and at a gay parade, you need somethign to get the edge off. Preferably, a martini. IT's strong and it's probably available around a gay parade.
Drink: Martini

Russia
Repeat after me: Stol-ich-naya. If your in Russia, your drinking vodka, thats it.
Drink: Stoly vodka

Spain
When in Spain, you must drink a Sangria. The fruity and sweet drink from Spain is very refreshing and delicious.
Drink: Sangria

Twenty-One
21st birthday is cause to celebrate for sure. Corona, vodka, and a wild card liqour must be in play throughout the whole day.
Drink: Corona, vodka, wild card (Schnopps?)

Uninteresting party
Boring parties need to be spiced up. I reccommend HOT DAMNN cinnamon schnoppps. Boring? not after that.
Drink: Cinnamon Schnopps

Virginity
Once you lose your virginity, you should celebrate. With what you ask? Beginnings call for beginnings and this calls for Bacardi and Cola.
Drink: Bacardi and Cola, it gets the jobs done

Winter
During the winter, you need a stiff drink to warm you up. JACK DANIELS is the only way to go here.
Drink: Whiskey

XXX
At a strip club, cocktails of all kinds should be distributed. Whatever the girls offer you, just take it, sip it down, and enjoy the view.
Drink: Any assortment of cocktails

Years End
On New Years, it's up for grabs. Obviously it's gotta have Champagne and beer. Should just have everything.
Drink: Champagne and Any Craving

Zambia
In Africa, they have this drink called "palmwine" which is supposed to be disgusting. Still, if your in AFrica, drink as the Africans do.
Drink: Palmwine

There you have it, drink up