Thursday, April 19, 2007

War Games

We've all got the bombs, who's the first to use them. So you have USA, UK, Pakistan, China, Russia, France, India, and possibly Israel, Iran, and North Korea (who all claim they have such weapons)

Well, right off the bat you can see Iran and Israel and say BAM, World War 3. North Korea and U.S.A, BAM! India and Pakistan BAM! Iran and USA BAM! France and Noone! Russia and USA BAM! Russia and China BAM! WHO"S GOING FIRST, well let's see

Scenario 1: Iran attacks Israel
So Iran has always preached that Israel must be destroyed, and they dont even recognize it as a country. Ok, so Iran bombs Israel. Israel obviously would retaliate in a MAD (Mutually Asured Destruction) type style. Since the USA has a major boner for keeping Israel as a state, the USA would get involved and attack Iran by sending troops in. Iran works with North Korea then to nuke Hawaii. U.S.A. then, in like form, bombs (not nuke) North Korea, leaving the country in ruins and all will flee the country. Since China and N. Korea are allies, China would attack US troops in Iran and N.Korea. Since the UK are our allies, they would send help troops and France would be like "Oi Wi Wi We cannot send ahhh no troops, this is bad idea for world, we don't help unjust war, only ask for help when we in trouble" Fuck you France. the war would eventually make it's way past Iran's border over to Pakistan who is itching to bomb India, blame it on India, and nuke them, India nuke's back.

Outcome of Scenario 1: North Korea is a shithole with an economy that will not return for 100s of years. Iran will become the most unstable nation in the world, and likely send nukes all over the place. China will declare war on the U.S. and G.B, as well as Pakistan and India. Pakistan will be so destroyed that China will take it. India will experience years of nuclear fallout and wars with China. The U.S. will suffer heavy casualities in the war fighting in Iran, Israel, North Korea. Russia will somehow get involved and help out the North Korean forces.

Who wins: China takes over India and Pakistan. Israel is turned into Palestine. Iran and Iraq will be third party protectoretes governered by other nations. The U.K. will abandon it's support for U.S. military and lose a ton of soldiers fighting. North Korea will become part of China as well. China will then just take south Korea too. So China wins.

Sceanario 2: Iran bombs USA
OOOOOO GOD, pray to jesus this doesnt happen. USA would immediately nuke the shit out of Iran, leaeving it uninhabitable for the next 9203 years. Iran will also just nuke Israel, thinking "it might as well at this point". Israel is destroyed and uninhabitable. most will flee to Iraq and start mobilizing against the west. Resistance troops will keep the USA army there for years and years. This will result in major UN sanctions against the U.S. and we will lose many allies throughout the world.

Sceanario 3: India bombs Pakistan
Well, here's where religion plays in. Pakistan is going to bomb right back. China will get involved as it has always wanted some of Pakistan's land. China will help the fight against India to gain the support of the Pakistani's. Iran will help Pakistan, leaving India in ruins. Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Lebanon groups in Israel, Iraq, and other Muslim groups will also get involved against India. Then, China would face major upheavel against resistance groups and it would turn in to all out chaos
Winner: China gains the resource rich area of Tashkent in Pakistan. India will become a part of Pakistan and set it up as an Islamic state. Basically: everyone else is F-U-C-K-E-D

Ok, I know this is a weak post but take what you can get. I promise better next time when I'm more coherent and such. Ta Ta

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