Hey boys and girls, I'm back again and more focused than a fat kid staring at the Dairy Queen menu. But enough about fat people, I'm here to talk (or write, if you want to be like that) about alcoholics and addicts that you may not know...were....that. Shut up, I'm not an English major. So I'll list ya a few names that you may not know were sucking down my Grandma's martini's or sniffing a pixie stick-like powder. So light one up, pour one down, and read on. Or just read on.....
Do one shot if you didn't know.....
Pop diva "Fergie" was addicted to crystal meth and is/was sort of a whore
That's right, Fergie. As in THE Fergie. She says that it was, and I quote, "the hardest boyfriend I ever broke up with." Oh but that's not the best thing. She blames her addiction on the pressures of being a child actor. She also urinated on stage during a performence. Oh but that's not all. America's princess also went on a self-proclaimed sex and drugs spree when she was 18, has admitted to acts of lesbianism, and sings annoying songs that everyone, for some reason, absolutely loves.
Do a line if you didn't know.....
Drew Barrymore was the most fucted up kid of all time
Yea she was in rehab...twice....before she was 15. Now according to the wonderfully useful site wikipedia, the lovely Drew was smoking/drinking as young as 9, marijuana by 10, and cocaine by 13!!!?@?!?! She was out partying at nightclubs during this time, having sex with older men. She went to rehab when she was 13 years old. That didn't work. Went again at age 14. Then, she got married and divorced twice.....before she was 20. Posed nude for Playboy and appeared in 5 movies naked, also very young. Makes you kinda wonder if "E.T." was just one of Drew's bad trips.
Finish your beer if you didn't know......
hard-asses Samuel L. Jackson, Kiefer Sutherland (Jack Bauer on 24), and Jean-Claude Van Damme have all attended rehab
Although Sutherland was only an alcoholic, Jackson and Van Damme have both done their share of drugs. Van Damme was hooked on more coke than Lindsay Lohan, which explains alot actually, since he's pretty amped up in all his movies and stuff. Jackson's coke addiction, in which he overdosed, put him in rehab but also may have jump started his career by playing the role of a coke addict in an indie film. While Jackson and Van Damme recovered from their various addictions, Sutherland still openly admits to drinking...alot. So you wonder how these guys are able to yell, kickbox, and kill people constantly, it's probably because they are either drunk, high on coke, or just f'n crazy.
And do a "speedball" if you didn't know....
Colin Farrell was addicted to pain killers and a slew of other drugs
Although it's not surprising that Farrell was addicted to something, as he is a 2pack a day smoker, pain killers is an odd choice for the whiskey swilling Irishman. It seems that more and more people are becoming addicted to perscription drugs nowadays. Farrell's addiction to getting high, drunk, or sexually aroused all point to an early death for the man if he doesn't slow down. Honestly, how is it even possible to smoke 2 packs a day? Oh well, it's his life.
Sorry that this is so short but I'm experiencing a major case of apathy and writer's block at the same time. I'll try to better next. Until then, good night and good luck.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Saturday, August 11, 2007
The Sun Never Sets.... (How the British Empire is to Blame for most of the Modern World's Problems)
The british have for a long time given off the impression that they are all proper and gentelmenly. Well, today I'll tell you why that is a load of crap to cover up the true nature of the British people. Daft power-hungry wankers.
Exhibit A: Scramble for Africa
The British, although not soley to blame for this, took over Egypt, South Africa, Rhodesia, and a few other smaller countries in Africa. Thinking that they are so above these primitive people, they settle there as if it was never their land, especially in South Africa. They rape the other lands of natural resources and take them for themselves and leave without establishing any sort of effective government. In South Africa, they caused severe racial divide and tension that would eventually lead to the travesty known as Apartheid, which wasn't solved for almost a hundred years after the English arrived. I don't need to tell you how screwed up Africa is today in the modern world so the verdict is.....
Africa's problems are PARTLY England's fault.
Exhibit B: The Carribean
The British took over islands such as Barbados, Jamaica, and St. Kitts. They used these islands for sugarcane and slavery, taking control over the national peoples. After the de-colonization of these islands, the English left the nationals to fend for themselves and most of these islands remain in a terrible state of poverty, relying only on what they know how to do, producing sugar and appeasing the visitors that come to their country.
Carribean's problems are COMPLETELY England's fault
Exhibit C: India, Southeast Asia
After forming an alliance with India, Britain decided it would be easier to just take control of it and take all their wealth. This led to a mighty strong economicaly and militarily strong British East India Company. Many wars were fought between different tribes and groups in India against the British. Eventually these wars, which also included Malaysia, Singapore, and Hong Kong, got the best of the Company but the damage was done in the region. Britain took alot of the wealth the country had and created political turmoil after they left between the people fighting. And now look at the countries I just mentioned. Minus Hong Kong, all are underdeveloped and overpopulated. Imagine how much more wealthy and powerful these countries, especially India, could have been without the British conquering.
India/SE Asia's problems are PRETTY MUCH England's fault
Exhibit D: Middle East
The British were in control of the Iraqi region after WWI and things escalated quickly. Insurgents and other unhappy groups immediately started trying to stage a coup. The 12 years saw numerous coup attemps, as well as revolutions, revolts, and insurgenicies. British rule desperately tried to get Iraq into the League of Nations so they would be recognized as a country rather than a protectorate. And I think we all know what happened in Iraq after they left.
The Brits also played a small role in given the Jews their homeland that is known as Israel today and causes just a tad bit of tension in the region.
Middle East's problems are a LITTLE of England's fault
Exhibit E: Australia/New Zealand/Ireland
Dumping off all of their convicts into this land just makes England look like douchebags. Although it didn't create modern problems in Australia and New Zealand, it gave outsiders a terrible view of what these countries were. Just take the land there and drop off a bunch of criminals, that's real good. No large problems were created from this except to paint the English as a bunch of assholes.
Ireland and England have been in turmoil against each other forever. England is in control of Northern Ireland for some reason and they won't give it back. They didnt help during the famine, they've foughten numerous wars against each other, as well as used acts of terrorism as acts against each other. And you know what?
IT"S ALL ENGLAND"S FAULT!!!!!
I hope I painted a bright enough picture of how much the English have screwed up the world. Alot of people don't realize it because England is so glorified in our modern world, but they really are just power hungry wankers. Remember that, and enjoy the rest of your summer.
CIAO!
Exhibit A: Scramble for Africa
The British, although not soley to blame for this, took over Egypt, South Africa, Rhodesia, and a few other smaller countries in Africa. Thinking that they are so above these primitive people, they settle there as if it was never their land, especially in South Africa. They rape the other lands of natural resources and take them for themselves and leave without establishing any sort of effective government. In South Africa, they caused severe racial divide and tension that would eventually lead to the travesty known as Apartheid, which wasn't solved for almost a hundred years after the English arrived. I don't need to tell you how screwed up Africa is today in the modern world so the verdict is.....
Africa's problems are PARTLY England's fault.
Exhibit B: The Carribean
The British took over islands such as Barbados, Jamaica, and St. Kitts. They used these islands for sugarcane and slavery, taking control over the national peoples. After the de-colonization of these islands, the English left the nationals to fend for themselves and most of these islands remain in a terrible state of poverty, relying only on what they know how to do, producing sugar and appeasing the visitors that come to their country.
Carribean's problems are COMPLETELY England's fault
Exhibit C: India, Southeast Asia
After forming an alliance with India, Britain decided it would be easier to just take control of it and take all their wealth. This led to a mighty strong economicaly and militarily strong British East India Company. Many wars were fought between different tribes and groups in India against the British. Eventually these wars, which also included Malaysia, Singapore, and Hong Kong, got the best of the Company but the damage was done in the region. Britain took alot of the wealth the country had and created political turmoil after they left between the people fighting. And now look at the countries I just mentioned. Minus Hong Kong, all are underdeveloped and overpopulated. Imagine how much more wealthy and powerful these countries, especially India, could have been without the British conquering.
India/SE Asia's problems are PRETTY MUCH England's fault
Exhibit D: Middle East
The British were in control of the Iraqi region after WWI and things escalated quickly. Insurgents and other unhappy groups immediately started trying to stage a coup. The 12 years saw numerous coup attemps, as well as revolutions, revolts, and insurgenicies. British rule desperately tried to get Iraq into the League of Nations so they would be recognized as a country rather than a protectorate. And I think we all know what happened in Iraq after they left.
The Brits also played a small role in given the Jews their homeland that is known as Israel today and causes just a tad bit of tension in the region.
Middle East's problems are a LITTLE of England's fault
Exhibit E: Australia/New Zealand/Ireland
Dumping off all of their convicts into this land just makes England look like douchebags. Although it didn't create modern problems in Australia and New Zealand, it gave outsiders a terrible view of what these countries were. Just take the land there and drop off a bunch of criminals, that's real good. No large problems were created from this except to paint the English as a bunch of assholes.
Ireland and England have been in turmoil against each other forever. England is in control of Northern Ireland for some reason and they won't give it back. They didnt help during the famine, they've foughten numerous wars against each other, as well as used acts of terrorism as acts against each other. And you know what?
IT"S ALL ENGLAND"S FAULT!!!!!
I hope I painted a bright enough picture of how much the English have screwed up the world. Alot of people don't realize it because England is so glorified in our modern world, but they really are just power hungry wankers. Remember that, and enjoy the rest of your summer.
CIAO!
Sunday, August 5, 2007
Assesing the Commie's (Or What's Left Of 'Em)
Castro. Stalin. Mao. Ivan Drago. Communists, they suck. But let's get down to brass tacks here. I want to give you my personal assesment of all the communist bastards that still exist in our world. I don't think I'll count Russia, technically it's not communist. Technically, I've never been arrested for anything. But yeah, we all know about those technicalities. Anyways, what's left of communism are 4 Asian countries and one in the Caribbean. I"ll break them down for you and their chances in the modern world, then analyze the prospects in communisms future. By the way, I hate communists. Every single one.
Country #1: People's Rebulic of China. Leader: Hu Jintao
Communist since 1949, perhaps the most successful communist country. China, over the years, has had major human and civil rghts issues but their economic grouth is the world's biggest concern. Do we really want the wealthiest nation to be a communist one? As China rapidily grows throughout the international trade market, it's only a matter of time before Americans will be opening American restaurants in Beijing. China, however, does not fit the model of the communist state. Their open free-trade has distorted what China actually is. Because they certainly don't only rely on the state and it's people don't rely on the state for jobs, money, etc. In fact, China may soon be the biggest capitilist society in the world.
Communism's Future in China: Officially, the "communism" label may still be there for a while. I'd say they officially abandon that label when the older Chinese generation starts to die off. Between about 10-15 years should do it.
Country #2: Cuba Leader: Castro Brothers
Communist since 1961, Cuba has followed the true hold of communism but it hasn't helped the people of the nation. Besides trying to play baseball to get out of the country, there are few jobs that are lucrative at all. Most citizens are in a state of mass poverty, they have no free speech or any other basic freedoms. Cuba is a mess and has been for a while. It will not be until the Castro's die that we can really do something about the problems that Cuba is facing. Otherwise, Cuba's gonna continue relying on countries like Venezuela (ugh Hugo Chavez) to semi-support them, even though their people are fed propaganda, especially about the United States.
Communism's Future in Cuba: Give it to both the Castro brothers die and about 5 years after that. I'd say between 8-10 years. But who knows.....
Country #3: Socialist Republic Of Vietnam. Leader: Nguyễn Minh Triết
Well, like China, Vietnam has a surprisingly fast growing economy, one of the fastest in the world. However, Vietnam does not give much economic freedom or any freedom for that matter. Like every communist bastard country, Vietnam is single-party politics, TV, newspaper, private enterprise, and education is uber-expensive. It's hard to get any good information about the inner workings of the country though, since it's communist and oppresses everything coming in and out. But the country looks like it could be a economic surprise in the future, unless the French get us involved in another war over there. Ughhhhh the French are almost as bad as communist, but not really.
Communism's Future in Vietnam: I'd say a long, long time. Especially if their economy continues to get better. I'll say 40 years, just because communism can't last a long time anywhere without a REVOLUTION.
Country #4: Laos Leader: Lt. Gen. CHOUMMALI Saignason
Another failed French colony turned communist. Thanks again France. Since Laos borders on Vietnam, they have strong relations with each other and obviously influence each other. Basically, Laos sucks. It barely has any roads, enterprise, freedom of any kind, or electricity. The main business is agriculture. See, Laos is Vietnam without the rising economy. It's one of the world's least developed countries. It's also a major drug trafficking center in the "Golden Triangle" that produces a ton of opium (China, Myanmar, Laos). The government has little money to pay the military that controls the country. This place has got some problems.
Communism's Future in Laos: 5 years max.
Country #5: North Korea Leader: Kim Jong-Il
Ummm....yuck. Besides spending all their money on the military, which will never use it anyway on anything usefull except getting destroyed by the U.S., North Korea is extremely underdeveloped. People have absolutely NO IDEA what is going on outside of their country. And I quote from Wikipedia: North Korean defectors have testified to the existence of prison and detention camps with an estimated 150,000 to 200,000 inmates, and have reported torture, starvation, rape, murder, medical experimentation, forced labor, and forced abortions. So yeah, that too. Their leader is completely INSANE. With only 23 million people, North Korea has the 4th largest military in the world. They barely have what you could call a culture because absolutely everything in the country is based around Kim Jong-Il and his dad. It almost makes you feel bad for the people living in it.
Communism's Future in North Korea: Once North Korea and South Korea reunify, which will happen, it's just a matter of when. I'd say when Kim Jong-Il dies and the U.S. pulls out of South Korea, which may happen at the same time.
Screw the commies, I'm done. Peace out.
Country #1: People's Rebulic of China. Leader: Hu Jintao
Communist since 1949, perhaps the most successful communist country. China, over the years, has had major human and civil rghts issues but their economic grouth is the world's biggest concern. Do we really want the wealthiest nation to be a communist one? As China rapidily grows throughout the international trade market, it's only a matter of time before Americans will be opening American restaurants in Beijing. China, however, does not fit the model of the communist state. Their open free-trade has distorted what China actually is. Because they certainly don't only rely on the state and it's people don't rely on the state for jobs, money, etc. In fact, China may soon be the biggest capitilist society in the world.
Communism's Future in China: Officially, the "communism" label may still be there for a while. I'd say they officially abandon that label when the older Chinese generation starts to die off. Between about 10-15 years should do it.
Country #2: Cuba Leader: Castro Brothers
Communist since 1961, Cuba has followed the true hold of communism but it hasn't helped the people of the nation. Besides trying to play baseball to get out of the country, there are few jobs that are lucrative at all. Most citizens are in a state of mass poverty, they have no free speech or any other basic freedoms. Cuba is a mess and has been for a while. It will not be until the Castro's die that we can really do something about the problems that Cuba is facing. Otherwise, Cuba's gonna continue relying on countries like Venezuela (ugh Hugo Chavez) to semi-support them, even though their people are fed propaganda, especially about the United States.
Communism's Future in Cuba: Give it to both the Castro brothers die and about 5 years after that. I'd say between 8-10 years. But who knows.....
Country #3: Socialist Republic Of Vietnam. Leader: Nguyễn Minh Triết
Well, like China, Vietnam has a surprisingly fast growing economy, one of the fastest in the world. However, Vietnam does not give much economic freedom or any freedom for that matter. Like every communist bastard country, Vietnam is single-party politics, TV, newspaper, private enterprise, and education is uber-expensive. It's hard to get any good information about the inner workings of the country though, since it's communist and oppresses everything coming in and out. But the country looks like it could be a economic surprise in the future, unless the French get us involved in another war over there. Ughhhhh the French are almost as bad as communist, but not really.
Communism's Future in Vietnam: I'd say a long, long time. Especially if their economy continues to get better. I'll say 40 years, just because communism can't last a long time anywhere without a REVOLUTION.
Country #4: Laos Leader: Lt. Gen. CHOUMMALI Saignason
Another failed French colony turned communist. Thanks again France. Since Laos borders on Vietnam, they have strong relations with each other and obviously influence each other. Basically, Laos sucks. It barely has any roads, enterprise, freedom of any kind, or electricity. The main business is agriculture. See, Laos is Vietnam without the rising economy. It's one of the world's least developed countries. It's also a major drug trafficking center in the "Golden Triangle" that produces a ton of opium (China, Myanmar, Laos). The government has little money to pay the military that controls the country. This place has got some problems.
Communism's Future in Laos: 5 years max.
Country #5: North Korea Leader: Kim Jong-Il
Ummm....yuck. Besides spending all their money on the military, which will never use it anyway on anything usefull except getting destroyed by the U.S., North Korea is extremely underdeveloped. People have absolutely NO IDEA what is going on outside of their country. And I quote from Wikipedia: North Korean defectors have testified to the existence of prison and detention camps with an estimated 150,000 to 200,000 inmates, and have reported torture, starvation, rape, murder, medical experimentation, forced labor, and forced abortions. So yeah, that too. Their leader is completely INSANE. With only 23 million people, North Korea has the 4th largest military in the world. They barely have what you could call a culture because absolutely everything in the country is based around Kim Jong-Il and his dad. It almost makes you feel bad for the people living in it.
Communism's Future in North Korea: Once North Korea and South Korea reunify, which will happen, it's just a matter of when. I'd say when Kim Jong-Il dies and the U.S. pulls out of South Korea, which may happen at the same time.
Screw the commies, I'm done. Peace out.
Friday, July 27, 2007
Who's "Now" in the World?
Yup, that's right. I'm taking Espn's most annoying segment and turning it into a political fiasco that will offend conservatives, liberals, moderates, and communistts alike.
Let's take a look at the bracket's here and then get into it.
STALIN BRACKET
#1 Vladimir Putin vs. #4 George W Bush
#2 Hu Jintao vs. #3 Queen Elizibeth II
DE GAULLE BRACKET
#1 Nicholos Sarkozy vs. #4 Gordon Brown
#2 Fidel Castro vs. #3 Kim Jong-Il
PABLO ESCOBAR BRACKET
#1 Pratibha Patil vs. #4 Alvaro Uribe
#2 King Rama IX vs. #3 HM King Bhumibol Adulyadej
NIXON BRACKET
#1 Denis Sassou Nguesso vs. #4 Pervez Musharaeff
#2 Mahmoud Ahmadinejad vs. #3 Omar Hassan Ahmad al-Bashir
LET"S GET IT ON!
Escobar region #1 PM Patil of India vs. #4 Pres. Uribe of Colombia. Patil has become PM in a nation heavily populated and has notorious women's rights violations. She has risen from 40 years of service in the Indian government to finally serve her nation in the highest capacity. She has alot going for her at the moment. Uribe has had a tough time in drug infested Colombia but has done a nice job considering. However, he just doesnt have what it takes to keep up with Patil at the moment.
Winner: PM Patil of India
#2 King Rama vs. King ADulyajed
Trick question, they are the same person! (didn't realize til I typed it and now I'm just giving him the win
Winner: King Rama IX of Thailand
#1 PM Patil vs. #2 King Rama IX
With Patil so new on the scene, it's hard to see what she's thinking going against the longest serving head of state of all time. Although Patil does have a considerable amount of support, Rama's popularity is unparralled to hers. I have to give it to Rama because of his immense popularity for so many years and still is more popular than Patil.
Escobar Region Winner: #2 King Rama IX of Thailand
Nixon Bracket
#1 Denis Sassou Nguesso (Nigeria) vs. #4 Pervez Musharaeff (Pakistan)
Both have had their share of probelms, with Nguesso splurging all his countries money on himself, while Musharaeff is having a hard time gaining support in his country. Since Nguesso is facing a trial and Musharaeff is facing much criticim at home and abroad, it's tough to say in this one. But I think Musharaeff will take it in the upset, just because of the massive amount of press he's gotten lately and Nguesso's lack of exposure on the international circuit.
Winner: #4 Musharaeff
#2 Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran vs. #3 Omar Hassan Ahmad al-Bashir of Sudan
Wow, possibly the toughest matchup of the tourney. Iran vs Sudan here. Both are getting major buzz all over the news all the time. However, I think al-Bashir takes this one becasue his exposure is more worldwide, while the Iranians are more of a western threat. The Darfur situation has rallied an entire world against Sudan and you can't get much more NOW than that.
Winner: #3 al-Bashir
#4 Perez Musharaeff of Pakistan vs. #3 Omar al-Bashir of Sudan
Well, I certainly can't give the Darfur situation less credibility as a NOW situation than the situation in Pakistan, which is like a girl scout retreat in comparison. So al-Bashir gets this, as Musharaeff needs to globalize his countries newsfeed if he wants to win this next year.
Nixon Winner: Omar al-Bashir of Sudan
Stalin Region
#1 Vladimir Putin vs. #4 George W Bush
Bush vs Putin has been brewing for years now. Neither likes each other at all. Putin has had alot of criticism for that spy that they killed and much other stuff. Bush, i dont really need to explain. Putin is a judo master, while Bush likes to walk around the garden. I dunno, I guess with both terms ending soon, I'll give this matchup to putin because he's got somesort of credibility left.
Winner: Vladimir Putin
#2 Hu Jintao vs. #3 Queen Elizibeth II
The new president of China hasn't been around enough to hang with the Queen. Plus, with that movie about her last year getting some Oscars, the Queen is definitely, even now, the most now.
Winner: The Queen
#1 Putin vs. #3 Queen Elizibeth II
Now this is tough. Sure, Putin's been around a while but his term ends in 08 and the Queen will reign on until she dies. So she can stay in the spotlight much longer than Putin. And she is now. So, she takes the crown on this one.
Winner: Queen Elizibth II
DE GAULLE BRACKET
#1 Nicholos Sarkozy vs. #4 Gordon Brown
The president of France really has nothing on the new PM of the UK. Nobody likes the French except for the French, everyone just makes fun of them behind their back. Honestly, when was the last time a French politician even got any publicity? World WAr 2? Brown takes it home for England, proving the French really can't win anything.
Winner: #4 Gordon Brown
#2 Fidel Castro vs. #3 Kim Jong-Il
Probably the most difficult matchup in the whole tournament. Castro has been in the news, but it was for a sickness. Kim was in the news but for a failed nuclear explosion. However, the world is much more worried about the threat of Kim Jong-Il than it is about Castro. Castro's almost dead, while it seems Jong-Il's terror reign is just getting heated up.
Winner: #3 Kim Jong Il
#4 Gordon Brown vs. #3 Kim Jong-Il
Again, even though Brown just took over for Tony Blair, he doesn't have the publicity that Jong-Il constantly generates. It may not be good publicity but like they say, no pub is bad pub. I think Brown's buzz has really died down while Jong-Il's never does. The commie's take it.
Winner: Kim Jong-Il
Semi-Finals
Stalin Region Winner vs. De Gaulle Winner
#3 Queen Elizabeth II vs. #3 Kim Jong-Il
This is a really tough matchup here. But I have to send Il to the finals and here's why: The Queen generates publicity by just being there, while as Jong-Il generates it through action and initiative. Not to say it's a good thing, it just is and he is constantly in the media's spotlight, waiting for another story about him, while a story about the Queen wouldn't be too exciting.
Winner: Kim Jong-Il
Pablo Escobor Winner vs. Nixon Winner
#3 Omar al-Bashir of Sudan vs. #2 King Rama IX of Thailand
Interesting match here, but Bashir's gonna take this one easily. The spotlight is squarely on Sudan for all peacekeeping organizations and the media, whereas King Rama has been getting little exposure at all and was a surprise winner in his region. al-Bashir has been in the spotlight more recently lately and still has the public attention's with teh situation in the Sudan.
Winner: Omar al-Bashir
CHAMPIONSHIP
#3 Omar al-Bashir of Sudan vs. #3 Kim Jong-Il of North Korea
OOOO MY!!!! You all know who;s gotta take this. The man with the biggest Napoleonic complex since the man himself, the man formed a personality cult around himself in his country, has set up nuclear weapons to make everyone very afraid, is a communist, constantly is in the news and seems to know exactly what he's doing. Al-Bashir's situation is different because the press is more around his country, not him. So I have to give the award to....
WINNER and What's "NOW" in the World: KIM JONG-IL of North Korea
WEll, that's it. I hope you enjoyed that a little at least. I thought it was kinda ridiculous actually. OH well, I will return soon with what some call my best blog yet, even though noone has read it and i haven't wrote it yet. Aur revior for now.
Let's take a look at the bracket's here and then get into it.
STALIN BRACKET
#1 Vladimir Putin vs. #4 George W Bush
#2 Hu Jintao vs. #3 Queen Elizibeth II
DE GAULLE BRACKET
#1 Nicholos Sarkozy vs. #4 Gordon Brown
#2 Fidel Castro vs. #3 Kim Jong-Il
PABLO ESCOBAR BRACKET
#1 Pratibha Patil vs. #4 Alvaro Uribe
#2 King Rama IX vs. #3 HM King Bhumibol Adulyadej
NIXON BRACKET
#1 Denis Sassou Nguesso vs. #4 Pervez Musharaeff
#2 Mahmoud Ahmadinejad vs. #3 Omar Hassan Ahmad al-Bashir
LET"S GET IT ON!
Escobar region #1 PM Patil of India vs. #4 Pres. Uribe of Colombia. Patil has become PM in a nation heavily populated and has notorious women's rights violations. She has risen from 40 years of service in the Indian government to finally serve her nation in the highest capacity. She has alot going for her at the moment. Uribe has had a tough time in drug infested Colombia but has done a nice job considering. However, he just doesnt have what it takes to keep up with Patil at the moment.
Winner: PM Patil of India
#2 King Rama vs. King ADulyajed
Trick question, they are the same person! (didn't realize til I typed it and now I'm just giving him the win
Winner: King Rama IX of Thailand
#1 PM Patil vs. #2 King Rama IX
With Patil so new on the scene, it's hard to see what she's thinking going against the longest serving head of state of all time. Although Patil does have a considerable amount of support, Rama's popularity is unparralled to hers. I have to give it to Rama because of his immense popularity for so many years and still is more popular than Patil.
Escobar Region Winner: #2 King Rama IX of Thailand
Nixon Bracket
#1 Denis Sassou Nguesso (Nigeria) vs. #4 Pervez Musharaeff (Pakistan)
Both have had their share of probelms, with Nguesso splurging all his countries money on himself, while Musharaeff is having a hard time gaining support in his country. Since Nguesso is facing a trial and Musharaeff is facing much criticim at home and abroad, it's tough to say in this one. But I think Musharaeff will take it in the upset, just because of the massive amount of press he's gotten lately and Nguesso's lack of exposure on the international circuit.
Winner: #4 Musharaeff
#2 Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran vs. #3 Omar Hassan Ahmad al-Bashir of Sudan
Wow, possibly the toughest matchup of the tourney. Iran vs Sudan here. Both are getting major buzz all over the news all the time. However, I think al-Bashir takes this one becasue his exposure is more worldwide, while the Iranians are more of a western threat. The Darfur situation has rallied an entire world against Sudan and you can't get much more NOW than that.
Winner: #3 al-Bashir
#4 Perez Musharaeff of Pakistan vs. #3 Omar al-Bashir of Sudan
Well, I certainly can't give the Darfur situation less credibility as a NOW situation than the situation in Pakistan, which is like a girl scout retreat in comparison. So al-Bashir gets this, as Musharaeff needs to globalize his countries newsfeed if he wants to win this next year.
Nixon Winner: Omar al-Bashir of Sudan
Stalin Region
#1 Vladimir Putin vs. #4 George W Bush
Bush vs Putin has been brewing for years now. Neither likes each other at all. Putin has had alot of criticism for that spy that they killed and much other stuff. Bush, i dont really need to explain. Putin is a judo master, while Bush likes to walk around the garden. I dunno, I guess with both terms ending soon, I'll give this matchup to putin because he's got somesort of credibility left.
Winner: Vladimir Putin
#2 Hu Jintao vs. #3 Queen Elizibeth II
The new president of China hasn't been around enough to hang with the Queen. Plus, with that movie about her last year getting some Oscars, the Queen is definitely, even now, the most now.
Winner: The Queen
#1 Putin vs. #3 Queen Elizibeth II
Now this is tough. Sure, Putin's been around a while but his term ends in 08 and the Queen will reign on until she dies. So she can stay in the spotlight much longer than Putin. And she is now. So, she takes the crown on this one.
Winner: Queen Elizibth II
DE GAULLE BRACKET
#1 Nicholos Sarkozy vs. #4 Gordon Brown
The president of France really has nothing on the new PM of the UK. Nobody likes the French except for the French, everyone just makes fun of them behind their back. Honestly, when was the last time a French politician even got any publicity? World WAr 2? Brown takes it home for England, proving the French really can't win anything.
Winner: #4 Gordon Brown
#2 Fidel Castro vs. #3 Kim Jong-Il
Probably the most difficult matchup in the whole tournament. Castro has been in the news, but it was for a sickness. Kim was in the news but for a failed nuclear explosion. However, the world is much more worried about the threat of Kim Jong-Il than it is about Castro. Castro's almost dead, while it seems Jong-Il's terror reign is just getting heated up.
Winner: #3 Kim Jong Il
#4 Gordon Brown vs. #3 Kim Jong-Il
Again, even though Brown just took over for Tony Blair, he doesn't have the publicity that Jong-Il constantly generates. It may not be good publicity but like they say, no pub is bad pub. I think Brown's buzz has really died down while Jong-Il's never does. The commie's take it.
Winner: Kim Jong-Il
Semi-Finals
Stalin Region Winner vs. De Gaulle Winner
#3 Queen Elizabeth II vs. #3 Kim Jong-Il
This is a really tough matchup here. But I have to send Il to the finals and here's why: The Queen generates publicity by just being there, while as Jong-Il generates it through action and initiative. Not to say it's a good thing, it just is and he is constantly in the media's spotlight, waiting for another story about him, while a story about the Queen wouldn't be too exciting.
Winner: Kim Jong-Il
Pablo Escobor Winner vs. Nixon Winner
#3 Omar al-Bashir of Sudan vs. #2 King Rama IX of Thailand
Interesting match here, but Bashir's gonna take this one easily. The spotlight is squarely on Sudan for all peacekeeping organizations and the media, whereas King Rama has been getting little exposure at all and was a surprise winner in his region. al-Bashir has been in the spotlight more recently lately and still has the public attention's with teh situation in the Sudan.
Winner: Omar al-Bashir
CHAMPIONSHIP
#3 Omar al-Bashir of Sudan vs. #3 Kim Jong-Il of North Korea
OOOO MY!!!! You all know who;s gotta take this. The man with the biggest Napoleonic complex since the man himself, the man formed a personality cult around himself in his country, has set up nuclear weapons to make everyone very afraid, is a communist, constantly is in the news and seems to know exactly what he's doing. Al-Bashir's situation is different because the press is more around his country, not him. So I have to give the award to....
WINNER and What's "NOW" in the World: KIM JONG-IL of North Korea
WEll, that's it. I hope you enjoyed that a little at least. I thought it was kinda ridiculous actually. OH well, I will return soon with what some call my best blog yet, even though noone has read it and i haven't wrote it yet. Aur revior for now.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Sporting Some Big Problems
What is going on with the sports world lately? It seems that all the major sports, Basketball, Football, Baseball, are going through some rough patches on and off the field. Today I have the solutions for the respective ambassadors of said sporting organizations for these very serious and very damaging problems. Let's tip it off.....
League: NFL
Problem(s): Michael Vick's Dog Fighting League, Adam "Pac-Man" Jones' multiple legal problems, other stupid people with money getting arrested constantly
Solution: Well, to start off, suspending Jones for the year was a good move. Suspending troubled Tank Johnson for a little was also good. Suspend Vick immediately for the entire season. There is no reason the 2nd richest player in the NFL should be going around, not just his state, but the ENTIRE COUNTRY starting a Fight Club for Dogs for fun. Stupid people with money. If he goes to jail for this, which he probably won't, it would be a major Public Relations hit for the league's image. The NFL should distance themselves from Vick completely and release a statement condeming this ridiculously stupid behavior.
League: MLB
Problem(s): Barry Bonds being alive
Solution: Ummm, kill him? Seriously though, Bonds' blatant lack of respect for the game has people cringing as he closes in on the all-time home run record. Minus San Fransisco nobody likes this guy at all. So the only thing Major League Baseball can do about this is hope Bonds breaks the record quickly, retires after the season, gets arrested for his doping crap, and Alex Rodriguez of the NY Yankees breaks the record in the next decade. Or anyone. It doesn't matter, as long as it's not Bonds. If Bonds does get arrested for steriods in the future, you could take his name out of the record books completely. However, it would need to be alot more than the bullshit perjury charges he's facing now.
League: UCI (cycling)
Problem: Major Racers Using 'Roids
Solution: Last year's champ, Floyd Landis, got his title taken away. The leader through more than half the race this year got taken out of the race. Both were accused of serious rules violations. Now I'm not too hot regarding the rules of cycling but if I were heading up this organization I would test racers BEFORE the races so they don't get suspended mid-race. Also you may want to hand out larger fines and penalties for these kinds of violations. Then again, it's just bike-riding.
League: NBA
Problem(s): Former ref fixing games
Solution: Now this is a tough one. From now on, the league needs to and will do major background checks on the people they hire, possibly even through the FBI and other federal org.'s. But this gambling thing with Tim Donaghy fixing games for himself and the mob really is more serious than it looks. Ref's will come into question with all close calls from now on, point spreads will be analyzed mid-game. The only thing the NBA can possibly do is hope the FBI finds this to be an isolated incident and absolutely make positively sure that anyone working for them, including players, is not having money problems of any kind. But this will set the NBA back years no matter what it does, so in this case "only time can heal all wounds".
I know, not a great blog, but I needed something to get my mind going here. Hopefully I can think of something more interesting for next time than what's currently playing on ESPN. Oh well, hope you enjoyed it nonetheless and I will absolutely see you soon. Or you'll see the blog. Either way.
League: NFL
Problem(s): Michael Vick's Dog Fighting League, Adam "Pac-Man" Jones' multiple legal problems, other stupid people with money getting arrested constantly
Solution: Well, to start off, suspending Jones for the year was a good move. Suspending troubled Tank Johnson for a little was also good. Suspend Vick immediately for the entire season. There is no reason the 2nd richest player in the NFL should be going around, not just his state, but the ENTIRE COUNTRY starting a Fight Club for Dogs for fun. Stupid people with money. If he goes to jail for this, which he probably won't, it would be a major Public Relations hit for the league's image. The NFL should distance themselves from Vick completely and release a statement condeming this ridiculously stupid behavior.
League: MLB
Problem(s): Barry Bonds being alive
Solution: Ummm, kill him? Seriously though, Bonds' blatant lack of respect for the game has people cringing as he closes in on the all-time home run record. Minus San Fransisco nobody likes this guy at all. So the only thing Major League Baseball can do about this is hope Bonds breaks the record quickly, retires after the season, gets arrested for his doping crap, and Alex Rodriguez of the NY Yankees breaks the record in the next decade. Or anyone. It doesn't matter, as long as it's not Bonds. If Bonds does get arrested for steriods in the future, you could take his name out of the record books completely. However, it would need to be alot more than the bullshit perjury charges he's facing now.
League: UCI (cycling)
Problem: Major Racers Using 'Roids
Solution: Last year's champ, Floyd Landis, got his title taken away. The leader through more than half the race this year got taken out of the race. Both were accused of serious rules violations. Now I'm not too hot regarding the rules of cycling but if I were heading up this organization I would test racers BEFORE the races so they don't get suspended mid-race. Also you may want to hand out larger fines and penalties for these kinds of violations. Then again, it's just bike-riding.
League: NBA
Problem(s): Former ref fixing games
Solution: Now this is a tough one. From now on, the league needs to and will do major background checks on the people they hire, possibly even through the FBI and other federal org.'s. But this gambling thing with Tim Donaghy fixing games for himself and the mob really is more serious than it looks. Ref's will come into question with all close calls from now on, point spreads will be analyzed mid-game. The only thing the NBA can possibly do is hope the FBI finds this to be an isolated incident and absolutely make positively sure that anyone working for them, including players, is not having money problems of any kind. But this will set the NBA back years no matter what it does, so in this case "only time can heal all wounds".
I know, not a great blog, but I needed something to get my mind going here. Hopefully I can think of something more interesting for next time than what's currently playing on ESPN. Oh well, hope you enjoyed it nonetheless and I will absolutely see you soon. Or you'll see the blog. Either way.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
5 Worst Movies Based on Historical Events
hey i haven't blogged in a while and i suppose i should. so am i. today, i've piled up an interesting tableau of very bad historical movies that are among the worst of their kind. so without further adieu (2 french words in one paragraph? too excessive) here are the 5 worst movies based on a historical event/situation type thing
Alexander, pearl harbor, Jfk
#5: Caligula
QUICK! Take an extremely entertaining historical figure, hire Penthouse magazine to fund your film, tagline it with the phrase "the most controversial movie ever. only one movie dares to show the perversian of Imperial Rome.', and mix. what do you get? this movie, which instead of showing Caligula's infamous sexual deviance, focuses (rather heavily) on the orgies that took place in Rome. this movie is like a porno with a bad story, except it's "based on history" and set in imperial rome.
#4: Passion of the Christ
Now, Christ is an important part of history, so this movie can be considered as a 'historical' movie. However, Mel gibson's jew hating bigotism largely distorted that overall message in hte movie. Plus, Gibson strays away from the New Testement very often, trying it to be more his vision than the Bible's. He does this so often throughout the film that it's at the point where the movie is bordering on complete fiction. One of the most important stories ever written is sloshed together in the mel gibson version of this vilm.
#3 JFK
oliver stone's "take" on the Kenneedy Assasination is borderline ridiculous. he strays away from facts, time and time again given more of his conspiracy theory than what really happened. All the characters in JFK are portrayed as half of themselves. Stone just wants the public that watch this to believe there was a conspiracy theory around the Kennedy shooting, when in all reality, there probably isn't one. He throws Russians, Cubans, Oswald, homosexuals all into the center of the blame. This distorts history more than any Soviet Film, which is saying alot.
#2: Alexander (2005) by Oliver Stone
Besides the portrayl of Alexander as a blond bi-sexual Irish man, there is a ton wrong with this movie. the film is almost too historical, resembling more of a biography of the man. there is no emotion or feeling in the movie. Also downplaying the Persians, as seem more and more common, there distorted the facts of his battles, focusing on his unknwon sexual life instead of his military life. Plus, the portrayls of his family is off by alot. In general, it's like watching a boring documentary on the man. Alexander was not a good movie, not a good fact checker, and not worth seeing at all.
#1: Pearl Harbor
Wow, besides having absolutely nothing to do with a love story, Pearl Harbor was a huge load of shit. They made one of the most disastorous events on U.S. soil, but we show Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnet's love triangle more than anything else in the movie. Also an hour too long, I'm pretty sure if they took out all the scenes with historical innacuracies, this film would be about 10 minutes long. Just overblown and flashy, with more things wrong with it than a broke, fat hooker with AIDS.
Alexander, pearl harbor, Jfk
#5: Caligula
QUICK! Take an extremely entertaining historical figure, hire Penthouse magazine to fund your film, tagline it with the phrase "the most controversial movie ever. only one movie dares to show the perversian of Imperial Rome.', and mix. what do you get? this movie, which instead of showing Caligula's infamous sexual deviance, focuses (rather heavily) on the orgies that took place in Rome. this movie is like a porno with a bad story, except it's "based on history" and set in imperial rome.
#4: Passion of the Christ
Now, Christ is an important part of history, so this movie can be considered as a 'historical' movie. However, Mel gibson's jew hating bigotism largely distorted that overall message in hte movie. Plus, Gibson strays away from the New Testement very often, trying it to be more his vision than the Bible's. He does this so often throughout the film that it's at the point where the movie is bordering on complete fiction. One of the most important stories ever written is sloshed together in the mel gibson version of this vilm.
#3 JFK
oliver stone's "take" on the Kenneedy Assasination is borderline ridiculous. he strays away from facts, time and time again given more of his conspiracy theory than what really happened. All the characters in JFK are portrayed as half of themselves. Stone just wants the public that watch this to believe there was a conspiracy theory around the Kennedy shooting, when in all reality, there probably isn't one. He throws Russians, Cubans, Oswald, homosexuals all into the center of the blame. This distorts history more than any Soviet Film, which is saying alot.
#2: Alexander (2005) by Oliver Stone
Besides the portrayl of Alexander as a blond bi-sexual Irish man, there is a ton wrong with this movie. the film is almost too historical, resembling more of a biography of the man. there is no emotion or feeling in the movie. Also downplaying the Persians, as seem more and more common, there distorted the facts of his battles, focusing on his unknwon sexual life instead of his military life. Plus, the portrayls of his family is off by alot. In general, it's like watching a boring documentary on the man. Alexander was not a good movie, not a good fact checker, and not worth seeing at all.
#1: Pearl Harbor
Wow, besides having absolutely nothing to do with a love story, Pearl Harbor was a huge load of shit. They made one of the most disastorous events on U.S. soil, but we show Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnet's love triangle more than anything else in the movie. Also an hour too long, I'm pretty sure if they took out all the scenes with historical innacuracies, this film would be about 10 minutes long. Just overblown and flashy, with more things wrong with it than a broke, fat hooker with AIDS.
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Great Moments in Drunkenness
I've edited this as of 7/5/07.
Here are my top 6 greatest moment's in my own drunkenness. I hope they entertain you and give a view of how I act when I have a little too much sauce.
Alright, then. Let's have it. I had to take
#6--My Performence the morning after while walking up Acrocorinth
I don't know a better feeling than waking up drunk from the night before, knowing you don't have a hangover. And although I remember few details of the trip up/down, I remember tons of singing, tons of me screaming at tourists, and falling assleep during one of my classmates' presentations. (so what, it was boring) Since, I have renamed this hike the "Hike of Happiness".
#5-- Party last June (names left out for legal purposes)
Not only was I driving home that night, I was also drinking alot. Since I was so good, i was forced to do 1/2 cup flip cup. After about 10 games of that I was drunk. And the night was just getting started. I remember 3 or 4 more games of beerpong, with some jackass spiking my beer with Cuervo. Then shots of Cuervo and a Jagerbomb and who the hell knows how much else I had to drink, the point is, I was completely over the wall hammered and was about to lose conciousness. That's when I had to go and drive me and a friend home. With no DD in site, I pulled through it all and got my friend home and then watched him puke up to his front step. Then, I made it to my house and parked my car half on the driveway/half on the lawn. I remember nothing of this drive. Proving, I am the master of Drunk Driving (not encouraging it, though) I call this night "Drove Home by a Ghost Rider Night"
#4-- Roses for Everyone!
I had never gotten drunk off of wine before so, I just keep going and going and going and i was HAMMERED. Like, wow. So as our group is leaving the restaurant, a rose vendor ask me to buy roses for the 15-18 girls in our group. Never one to turn down a supposed at the time bargain, i purchased 20 roses, just to make sure we had some extra. After all the girls were given their beautiful roses we headed back to the hotel and on the way I saw a vendor closing up shop and went and gave her a rose saying "your so beautiful, you deserve this flower more than anyone". She probably went home and masturbated it was so charmingly awesome. When we got back to the hotel bar, I bought an entire bottle of wine for our group, which was drank rather quickly. I tried to tip our waitresses, who weren't even serving us, 20 Euros a piece. I spent 20 minutes trying to convince them to take it and finally one of the waitresses took 10. Then I went back to drinking, forgetting what I was even tipping the waittresses for.
#3-- NO MIP? LET"S DRINK!!
This occured the day me and my friend's m.i.p. ticket got thrown out of the court with no repercussions. so we went home and started playing beer pong at 1015 AM. i think we must have played at least 8 games in a row since we we're so excited, not to mention the side drinks we had. We took it outside, continuining drinking, attempting to play basketball and suddenly getting very hungry. So we ordered by asking a place what they're biggest size was and to just send that. After more pong, the pizza arrived and it was the best meal any of us have ever had. EVER. Oh man what a day. (ehem passed out at 130pm on my lawn ehem)
#2-- 6AM to 7PM
In what could be contructed as the greatest feat of mankind, I held a kegger at my mom's house while she was away and it was AWESOME. Thing is, I had to work the next day at 6AM to 7PM with no breaks. After a few kegstands and more and more drinks, it was suddenly 4AM and I was hammered. In order to be avoiding sleep and wake up a little, we took a 4AM Dunking Donuts run which really didnt help, in fact it made me sick. I went to work, plastered, and did all my setups. Another guy there had a similar night to me so we were fucking off the wall. I feel asleep, on shift, from 630am-8am. Still drunk, I worked it off and worked all fucking day in that shithole until 7pm, only to throw another large party at my moms house that very night. I was delirious for days on end, but the experience is undeniably the most ridiculous thing you could ever imagine. Just fucking insane.
#1-- My 21st Birthday
Kegger at the dads. Starting at 10AM and going til midnight. 25 shots. Over 20 Beers and NO vomit. So hightlights from the night
-Me throwing a stress ball instead of a ping pong ball, knocking over all 10 cups and spilling it all on a girl
-Me jumping through a table and breaking it in half while scabbing my knees
-Doing a quadruple shot of Goldschlager after I'd already done 21 shots
-Falling down over 20 times, knocking over my iPod dock 4 times
-Trying to break awkward silences, I tried to break the ice by saying "yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo....." but couldnt stop and had nothing to say after that
-Kicking everyone off of my deck just to make a phone call
-Passing out on my dads kitchen table
-2 Shots Vodka, 4 shots Tequila, 19 shots Goldschlager
Well after the book list, I thought I'd entertain you in a different way and point out my biggest weaknesses and what happpens when I give in to them. Who knows what my next post will be about but I'm sure it will have something to do with amazingness. That is all.
BYE
Here are my top 6 greatest moment's in my own drunkenness. I hope they entertain you and give a view of how I act when I have a little too much sauce.
Alright, then. Let's have it. I had to take
#6--My Performence the morning after while walking up Acrocorinth
I don't know a better feeling than waking up drunk from the night before, knowing you don't have a hangover. And although I remember few details of the trip up/down, I remember tons of singing, tons of me screaming at tourists, and falling assleep during one of my classmates' presentations. (so what, it was boring) Since, I have renamed this hike the "Hike of Happiness".
#5-- Party last June (names left out for legal purposes)
Not only was I driving home that night, I was also drinking alot. Since I was so good, i was forced to do 1/2 cup flip cup. After about 10 games of that I was drunk. And the night was just getting started. I remember 3 or 4 more games of beerpong, with some jackass spiking my beer with Cuervo. Then shots of Cuervo and a Jagerbomb and who the hell knows how much else I had to drink, the point is, I was completely over the wall hammered and was about to lose conciousness. That's when I had to go and drive me and a friend home. With no DD in site, I pulled through it all and got my friend home and then watched him puke up to his front step. Then, I made it to my house and parked my car half on the driveway/half on the lawn. I remember nothing of this drive. Proving, I am the master of Drunk Driving (not encouraging it, though) I call this night "Drove Home by a Ghost Rider Night"
#4-- Roses for Everyone!
I had never gotten drunk off of wine before so, I just keep going and going and going and i was HAMMERED. Like, wow. So as our group is leaving the restaurant, a rose vendor ask me to buy roses for the 15-18 girls in our group. Never one to turn down a supposed at the time bargain, i purchased 20 roses, just to make sure we had some extra. After all the girls were given their beautiful roses we headed back to the hotel and on the way I saw a vendor closing up shop and went and gave her a rose saying "your so beautiful, you deserve this flower more than anyone". She probably went home and masturbated it was so charmingly awesome. When we got back to the hotel bar, I bought an entire bottle of wine for our group, which was drank rather quickly. I tried to tip our waitresses, who weren't even serving us, 20 Euros a piece. I spent 20 minutes trying to convince them to take it and finally one of the waitresses took 10. Then I went back to drinking, forgetting what I was even tipping the waittresses for.
#3-- NO MIP? LET"S DRINK!!
This occured the day me and my friend's m.i.p. ticket got thrown out of the court with no repercussions. so we went home and started playing beer pong at 1015 AM. i think we must have played at least 8 games in a row since we we're so excited, not to mention the side drinks we had. We took it outside, continuining drinking, attempting to play basketball and suddenly getting very hungry. So we ordered by asking a place what they're biggest size was and to just send that. After more pong, the pizza arrived and it was the best meal any of us have ever had. EVER. Oh man what a day. (ehem passed out at 130pm on my lawn ehem)
#2-- 6AM to 7PM
In what could be contructed as the greatest feat of mankind, I held a kegger at my mom's house while she was away and it was AWESOME. Thing is, I had to work the next day at 6AM to 7PM with no breaks. After a few kegstands and more and more drinks, it was suddenly 4AM and I was hammered. In order to be avoiding sleep and wake up a little, we took a 4AM Dunking Donuts run which really didnt help, in fact it made me sick. I went to work, plastered, and did all my setups. Another guy there had a similar night to me so we were fucking off the wall. I feel asleep, on shift, from 630am-8am. Still drunk, I worked it off and worked all fucking day in that shithole until 7pm, only to throw another large party at my moms house that very night. I was delirious for days on end, but the experience is undeniably the most ridiculous thing you could ever imagine. Just fucking insane.
#1-- My 21st Birthday
Kegger at the dads. Starting at 10AM and going til midnight. 25 shots. Over 20 Beers and NO vomit. So hightlights from the night
-Me throwing a stress ball instead of a ping pong ball, knocking over all 10 cups and spilling it all on a girl
-Me jumping through a table and breaking it in half while scabbing my knees
-Doing a quadruple shot of Goldschlager after I'd already done 21 shots
-Falling down over 20 times, knocking over my iPod dock 4 times
-Trying to break awkward silences, I tried to break the ice by saying "yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo....." but couldnt stop and had nothing to say after that
-Kicking everyone off of my deck just to make a phone call
-Passing out on my dads kitchen table
-2 Shots Vodka, 4 shots Tequila, 19 shots Goldschlager
Well after the book list, I thought I'd entertain you in a different way and point out my biggest weaknesses and what happpens when I give in to them. Who knows what my next post will be about but I'm sure it will have something to do with amazingness. That is all.
BYE
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